Saturday, June 4, 2011

5 Best Funny Scraps for Orkut in English

Funny Scraps for Orkut

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down and then
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.
.
I laugh again
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The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Jokes Scraps for Orkut


Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My

Business.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …”
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If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
funny scraps for orkut jokes in english

Funny Animals Scraps for Orkut


What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends

Flirty Scraps for Orkut


Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

Funny Insult Scraps

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
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Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

Read More Scraps for Orkut

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